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h413y:

You guys saying “Gus is pretentious” is basically like saying “Voldemort is evil” like no fucking shit the book makes that pretty clear but thanks for your observation Einstein 

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seastarved:

What could have been

"Boom! Granny’s to go. I should open a franchise."

She’s smiling and happy and gods above, he’s so in love with her.

"That’s impressive, love. And this is quite delicious.”, he says as he takes a sip of the hot chocolate that she’s just managed to magically transport to him.

“You wanna see something really impressive?”

Before he can respond, there’s a whoosh, and his hook is hanging from the light fixture.

He can’t fight the laugh that escapes him. She really is getting better at this and judging by the smile on her face, she knows it too.

"That’s bad form Swan, tampering with a man’s hook."

"Oh yeah? And what’re you gonna do about it?"

"Well, let’s just say I have uses for that hook that are much more creative, darling.”

She rolls her eyes (the smile never leaving her lips) and his heart sings with joy.

BUT HE CAN’T FUCKING KISS HER BECAUSE THE FUCKING GREEN SHIT BUT A CURSE ON HIM I AM SO ANGRY

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arelyhepburn:

This is the best gif you’ll ever see

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supermoclel:

fuckaclevername87:

supermoclel:

thatskrillmau5chick:

supermoclel:

a brony called me unattractive

that’s

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he

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me

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ugly

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because i have hair on my legs

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Self absorbed Bitch.

i’m a bitch because i can recognize that i’m not ugly, that i can laugh at someone calling me unattractive for reasons as petty as hair on my legs which EVERYONE grows?

She is most definitely not a Bitch, but yes, self absorbed I’d say from the copious amounts of selfies she takes. 

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NOT SELF ABSORBED really pretty :D

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andythanfiction:

teslaandhispigeon:

Can we please just tell every middle schooler this instead of making them feel embarrassed by their existence and their need to try new things? It would be much nicer to hear this through middle school and high school than it is to hear about how dumb your phase or whatever is and how much you’ll regret it in a year.

Damn, every time I see this go by my dash, it has, like, 10K more notes.  I’m awed by how much it seems to have meant to so many people, and incredibly moved to see so many notes saying that this has mattered.

This is cute aww

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dynastylnoire:

ladycedar:

There are a number of students in my GCSE class that have behavioural issues and if they feel uncomfortable they can do anything from storm out of the classroom to throwing chairs and punching their tables. They’re great kids, they just dont always see the light at the end of the tunnel and when they are in stressful situations they dont know what to do other than lash out sometimes. They are 10 months away from their final exams and the pressure is being mounted on them in every aspect of their school lives.

Last week one of the students saw me making little origami stars. Its something I do when I’m feeling anxious to help me focus on something else. He asked if I could show him how to make them. He had been clenching his fists all lesson, which I’ve noticed is a tell that he is struggling to retain composure. I gave him a strip of paper and talked it through with him. Soon half of the class were asking me to show them. They all picked it up really quickly.

After about five minutes and about 8 stars later, the student sat back down and was in a much calmer and motivated mood for the rest of the lesson. Our next lesson I placed a box of paper strips on my desk and when I saw anyone getting worked up about their work I silently placed a strip in front of them and let them get on with it. The lesson after I was amazed to see that students would go up to the box of their own accord, pick up a few strips and head back to their desks to continue working after calming down.

Yesterday I brought a large jar into the classroom and placed my anxiety stars in there. The boys put their strsss stars in there too. When they fill the jar I’m going to bring sweets into the lesson to celebrate them working hard and working through their problems in a positive manner. I know I’m not the teacher they deserve just yet but I feel like I’ve made a big breakthrough with them.

art therapy is important.

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flybymars:

Phoebe was smooth as fuck

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stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

stripesdontmakeyoustraight:

If you ever think you did something embarrassing just remember that I had a really hot waiter one time and i was gonna order double pepperoni pizza but I looked him dead in the eye and accidentally asked for double penetration pizza in front of my whole family

Stop reblogging my failure

Do you mean WIN

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nylooms:

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it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

Omg

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oodlesofpoodles11:

freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life

UR LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK AT THIS EPIC SHIT OMYGOSH

Aw omg

oodlesofpoodles11:

freakzter:

spent my easter afternoon giving bucky wings what even is my life

UR LIFE IS AWESOME LOOK AT THIS EPIC SHIT OMYGOSH

Aw omg

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cutieringtail:

falmyrion:

queerpong:

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. they tried to tell me.

You’re*

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Yeah

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anonymous and emmaduerres asked you: luna lovegood or hermione granger?

I am in love with this gif set THE MEMORIES

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